Coco Aloha

Aloha!

I am Coco.

Welcome to my little island

on the internet.

An island dedicated

to the wonder of coconut!

CocosNews

Scandal: We’re milking coconuts!

22.01.2017

Coconut milk is a true superfood. It really doesn’t need to hide itself away. But it does! It hides in the white flesh of ripe coconuts. And we at Coco Aloha have to go to scandalous extremes to get hold of this valuable resource for Europe’s consumers. We confess: Yes, we milk coconuts! But don’t worry, people – we’ll take care of that for you!

Shock report: Is Coco Aloha addictive?

20.02.2017

Scarcely has Coco Aloha arrived on European shelves, and it is already causing a major stir. Right after consuming her first cocoa drink, pensioner Anna P. announced that the drink tasted so good that she was in danger of developing an addiction. We are still unsure how best to deal with this worrying report. But we are putting all our best people on it.

Talking coconut found!

19.01.2017

Sensational report: A highly intelligent coconut has allegedly been discovered on the previously undiscovered Coco Island. The coconut, reported to respond to the name Coco, is said to be fluent in a number of human languages and incredibly friendly. Behavioural scientists are mystified, as coconuts have previously been regarded as rather reserved and uncommunicative. We’ll keep you posted.

Our Vision:

Live the way you want. But life has to taste good!

Hello, my name is Coco.

I may only be a coconut, but that just makes me all the more happy to tell you a little more about my life right here. You know, when you’ve grown up on the beaches of a tropical island, you develop a very relaxed attitude to things. I think: Everyone should live just the way they want to. But life has to taste good! This is why we developed Coco Aloha.

Coco Aloha: It tastes simply amaaazing!

We are pro-freedom. People, please enjoy the freedom: Freedom from dairy milk, gluten, and lactose! New Coco Aloha is totally plant-based and completely vegan. Simply the pure taste. But most importantly, it tastes amaaazing! So take a day off from everyday life and enjoy a Coco Aloha!

Yes, we milk coconuts!

Coco Aloha is made from coconut milk. This milk really doesn’t need to hide itself away. But it does – in the white flesh of ripe coconuts. And we have to go to extreme lengths to get hold of this valuable resource! Yes, we milk coconuts! But don’t worry, we take care of that for you!

Everything just right: From tree to tummy.

+ Coconut milk contains vitamins C, B1, B2, B3, B4, B6 and E
+ Coconut milk is easy to digest and stimulates the metabolism
+ And the minerals potassium, sodium, iron and magnesium
+ It satisfies hunger
+ It also contains lauric acid, which is antibacterial, antifungal and antiviral. 

So, that’s all there is to my philosophy of life and yumminess. If you would like to learn more about coconut milk or Coco Aloha, just send me a message in a bottle. Or send me an email – that’s a bit faster , - )

I’ll be happy to hear from you!

Yours,
C O C O

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Scandal: We’re milking coconuts!

22.01.2017

Coconut milk is a true superfood. It really doesn’t need to hide itself away. But it does! It hides in the white flesh of ripe coconuts. And we at Coco Aloha have to go to scandalous extremes to get hold of this valuable resource for Europe’s consumers. We confess: Yes, we milk coconuts! But don’t worry, people – we’ll take care of that for you!

Shock report: Is Coco Aloha addictive?

20.02.2017

Scarcely has Coco Aloha arrived on European shelves, and it is already causing a major stir. Right after consuming her first cocoa drink, pensioner Anna P. announced that the drink tasted so good that she was in danger of developing an addiction. We are still unsure how best to deal with this worrying report. But we are putting all our best people on it.

Talking coconut found!

19.01.2017

Sensational report: A highly intelligent coconut has allegedly been discovered on the previously undiscovered Coco Island. The coconut, reported to respond to the name Coco, is said to be fluent in a number of human languages and incredibly friendly. Behavioural scientists are mystified, as coconuts have previously been regarded as rather reserved and uncommunicative. We’ll keep you posted.

Send me a

message in a bottle

or alternatively an e-mail. Might be quicker ;-)

Tel: +43 / (0)800 / 216 411

Share your experiences of Coco Aloha with me!